queenoffreakingeverything:

madeitsimple:

bromantastic:

#so let’s review here #steve barges in to see danny handcuffed to lori #for what reason I have no clue seriously why what the hell show? #THERE WAS NO PLOT REVEALED THERE WAS NOTHING DANNY AND LORI WEREN’T EVEN SUGGESTED TO HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS IN THE SLIGHTEST WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS whatever I digress #so steve sees this #and not only gets immediately stony-faced and cranky #he starts tearing apart the room looking for danny’s missing handcuff key #and when lori finds it and unlocks herself #he fucking steals the key #whilst angrily and possessively grabbing danny #hard enough that danny says it hurts #seriously why you so mad steve? huh? #why is suddenly every object in the room deserving of your glare? #joe isn’t mad steve #joe is just sitting there like lololol ok #lori isn’t mad steve #and lori should be mad considering she was HANDCUFFED #but nope steve you are the only one livid and stomping around #and then you go and take the key and throw it off a balcony!? #UM OKAY THAT FUCKING RIGHT THERE #THAT IS THE MOST OBVIOUS JEALOUSY I HAVE EVER SEEN #and I still don’t get the point of this scene! #we never really find out if there was any reason to danny being handcuffed to lori #so it honestly feels like the only possible conclusion to draw as to why this scene existed #was to show jealous!steve #it’s like a romcom plot device! #oh show you confuse me but #steve becoming pissy and angry and jealous and possessive over danny being handcuffed to a woman (and not him) was A++ so thank you

We can call this “That Time Hawaii 5-0 Basically Wrote Its Own Fic & No One Was Surprised”.

Hey, they kinda keep doing that.