#why does it look like he’s in the McKinley choir room #sudden crossover thoughts I didn’t want #he would be so fucking confused by the homophobia #actually to be honest he’d probably be really confused by the homosexuals too #He and Kurt would bond over deceased mothers #and fathers who misunderstand them but love them unconditionally and who really need to maintain heart-healthier diets #at first he thinks the casual use of the word fairy is a reference to actual fairies #and he makes the mistake of verifying this with BRITTANY #because when he woke up here she told him matter-of-factly that Lord Tubbington informed her that Stiles’ has fallen through a wormhole in the universe #and that he’s actually from a universe in which he’s the den mother of an aggressive werewolf pack #consisting of idiot teenagers #so he trusts her more than he probably should #so now he thinks he’s fallen into this parallel universe by the malicious efforts of actual fairies #but he still can’t figure out why everyone keeps singing about their feelings #because none of the lore on fairies says they do that sort of thing but all their practices sound like they’ve been edited in a professional recording studio #and props keep mysteriously appearing #Still it’s not so bad #Sue Sylvester’s ribbing doesn’t even faze him #because he has to deal with Finstock on a daily basis #…also Harris #but then he realizes that Lacrosse isn’t even available at this school #and he misses his pack more than he ever thought possible #and Derek is raising hell trying to find him because Stiles’ scent is just GONE #and it’s causing utter chaos because Stiles is the glue that holds everybody together #but Stiles doesn’t even consider that he’s missed in return #because he doesn’t feel useful at all #but he needs to get back because he’s all his dad has
oh my god can i please just have the show where matt bomer plays a terrible actor
it could be like the office
but with a lot more callbacks
#i just want to watch a million years of him giving terrible auditions #and then once in awhile he has STUNNINGLY acted moments of real human depth #because it takes a really good actor to play a really bad actor #UGH MATT BOMER WHAT KIND OF DEAL WITH THE DEVIL DID YOU STRIKE
We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy don’t you think?
My heart.
“Have you [Santana and/or Brittany] ever thought that maybe you’re a lesbian? It doesn’t matter who you’re attracted too, it’s depends on who you end up with.” (paraphrased, obvs)
Um, no. If I end up with a guy, that doesn’t mean I’m straight. It means I’m a bisexual woman who ended up with a guy. Likewise, if I end up with a woman, that doesn’t make me a lesbian. It makes me a bisexual who ended up with a woman.”
Other than that, good episode.
